March 2012
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Santorum groupies...really?
This is one of the many reasons as to why America is fucked.
(Or I will probably regret this post in an hour and try to make some good Karma to balance out this post, but I am so furious and hurt, and stressed and angry about so many things that Santorum and his groupies became the straw that brick that broke the camel’s back…it’s not a straw. It’s a brick.)
Clay...
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I Heart Moleskines: March Moleskine Madness →
moleskinelovers:
So here we are, we’re a couple months into 2012, and if you’re like me, your New Year’s resolutions have long been forgotten. But it’s a new month tomorrow and a great time to get into the habit of creating. So MoleskineLovers presents: March Moleskine Madness! The goal: to create something in…
Totally doing this!
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So, I’ve been following the I Wish Rick Santorum trend for the past hour and a half while doing homework.
It exploded on tumblr really quickly. I was one of four people on twitter to post something and tag it iwishricksantorum. It took (comparitavely) a really long time for it to grow on twitter.
In an hour and a half, both websites are totally flooded with the new meme. Social media is...
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ornamentedembellished:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to buy a MetroCard while the train is approaching but the machine won’t read his credit card.
*And I hope that train he misses is the G train.
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lord-kitschener:
girlargueswithtree:
lord-kitschener:
girlargueswithtree:
lord-kitschener:
I hope Rick Santorum gets his favorite shows spoilered because he forgot to put the right keywords into Tumblr Savior.
I hope Rick Santorum’s Tumblr Savior always fails to savior that show he hates.
I hope Rick Santorum gets tangled up in fandom drama.
I HOPE RICK SANTORUM’S OTP ISN’T...
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I hope Rick Santorum goes out to dinner to his favorite restaurant, orders his favorite meal, and burns his tongue on his first spoon-full of soup, and is therefore unable to enjoy his favorite meal.
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I hope Rick Santorum...I absolutely love this. So... →
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
I hope Rick Santorum hits the brake too hard coming to a stop and all the groceries he had in the passenger seat spill out of the bag.
*And that his milk falls on his eggs and smashes them all.
February 2012
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“But I will not mourn for you, so take up your make up, and pocket your pills...”
– The Decemberists On the Bus Mall
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I started this post about 20 times and deleted it all. I can’t express what’s on my mind right now.
Basically: “well, fuck.”
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Someone thought it would be a good idea to cook microwave noodles on high for five minutes without water. Acrid smoke everywhere!
Sometimes you’d think by the time you hit university, people would be better at using microwaves. I cannot stop coughing. My lungs are really burning. Urgh.
macaulayseptopus:
Hello and cheerio, tumblr!
I am indeed excited to begin working with you. (I hear it is all the rage)
I am particularly excited, because we’ve begun preparations for ARTS NIGHT this year! :D
Feel the love and celebration!
Please check back for more updates soon!
Love,
-Macaulay Septopus
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Benedict Cumberbatch appears for 1 second in the clip: Cue Tumblr ‘splodes.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*